ThreeVisitstotheCottage
STARRINGXplaystheroleofZhugeLiang
STARRINGCplaystheroleofZhugeLiang'swife
STARRINGTplaystheroleofZhugeLiang'skeeper
STARRINGSplaystheroleofLiuBei
STARRINGYplaystheroleofGuanYu
STARRINGLplaystheroleofZhangFei
STARRINGHisAside
ZhugeLiang'swifeforcesZhutoattendtheCET-6andborrowed$500fromLiuBeifortheTest.However,Liu&Guan&Zhangbecomeratherpoorowingtosomereasons.SothethreebrothersgotoZhu'shometoaskfordebt,withoutexpectingZhu'screatingdifficultiesforthem.WillZhupasstheCET-6?WillLiugethismoneyback?PleaseenjoyourdramaThreeVisitstotheCottage.PREFACE
点击添加标题TakingOathinthePeachGarden
Aside:Aftertakingoathinthepeachgarden,thethreebrotehers——LiuBei,GuanYuandZhangbecamegatekeepersinCaoCao'scorporation.MeanwhilethelegendarycharacterZhugeLiangwhohadbeenforcedtoattendtheCET-6testbyhiswifewasreviewingexaminationcontents.
SCENE1:LiuBei'sHome
Actors:LiuBei&GuanYu&ZhangFei
GuanYu:Brother!Wethreehavebeenhungryfordaysandwhenwillthistragiclifeend?It'ssoterrible!LiuBei:Yu,it'simpossiblethatIdon'tfeelpainful,isn'tit?It'sveryhardtogetajobnow.Nodiplomasandnojoboffers,whatareyoudreamingabout?ZhangFei:Oh,Brother!ZhugeLiang'swifeborrowedus$500tocopewithhishusband'sCET-6feeslastmonth,itseemsthatit'stimeforustobedebtcollectorsnow.GuanYu:Yeah,Brother!Orwe'llbeaspoorasachurchmouse!LiuBei: Alas!HowdidIforgetthis?Let'sgo!Followmeandgotothemountain!Aside:AndthenthethreebrothersgotoclimbthemountaintofindZhugeLiang.
SCENE2:ZhugeLiang'sHome
Actors:ZhugeLiang&Zhu'swife
ZhugeLiang:Iamsounhappyrecently,becausemywifeforcesmetopasstheCET-6.What'sCET-6,doyouknow?I'veneverheardaboutthat.Mymajorismilitaryintelligence,notEnglish.WhyshouldIreadthis?Wife:Darling!ZhugeLiang:Therecomesmywife!Shelovesmoney,andshetalksmuch.Wife:Mydear,howaboutyour study?ZhugeLiang:Well,totellyouthetruth,thesebooksmakemewanttosleep.Wife:Darling!Now,competitionissofierce.Ifyoucan'tpasstheCET-6togetyourmaster'sdegree,itisdifficulttofindajob.IhavestayedhereforhalfofmylifetimeandneverbeentobigcitieslikeTieling.ZhugeLiang:Don'tworry,thesebooksaresoeasyforyourhusband.Idon'tevenneedtolearnthem.Wife:Areyousure?
ZhugeLiang:Yeah!Wife:Letmehaveatest!Zhugeliang:Goahead!Wife:Listen!CanyouspelltuhaoGold?ZhugeLiang:Yes,ofcourse…Apieceofcake…It's..Oh,sorry,Ican't…Wife:Youcan't?Oh,howunfortunateIam!I'mwrong,I'mreallywrong,I'mwrongfromthebeginning.Ishouldn'tmarryhere.IfIdidn'tmarryhere,I'llneverbeinthisheartbreakingplacenow.ZhugeLiang:Stop!Don'tcry!I'llstudy hard,Ipromiseyou.Wife:That'sthespirit! Doyouknow?WerunintodebtforyourCET-6.Ievenborrowedmoneyfromagatekeeper.WhatcanIdowhentheycomefordebts?ZhuGeliang:Gatekeeper?AreyoupointingtothatgatekeeperLiuBei?
Wife:Yes!Comeherequickly,Boy!Keeper:What'sthematter?Madam?Wife:Listencarefully!Myhusbandistoobusydoinghishomeworktowelcomeanyguests,sotellthepeoplewhocallonhimthatbosshasgoneto study inEngland.Aside:Meanwhile,LiuBei,GuanYu,andZhangFeihavearrivedatthegateofZhugeLiangshome.
SCENE3:OutsideZhugeLiang'sHome
Actors:LiuBei&GuanYu&ZhangFei&Keeper
ZhangFei:Letmeknockthedoor!Open!Open!Keeper:(Checkfromthepeephole)Arethesemenaskingforthedebt?(Openthedoor)LiuBei:I'mLiuBei.WewanttoseeZhugeLiangandhiswife.Keeper:Mybosssaysheisnotin.LiuBei: En?Keeper: Oh!No!Boss..Boss…Mybossis studyingEnglishinEnglandfortheCET-6.LiuBei:OK!Wewillwaitforhimhere!GuanYu:Nobodyknowswhenhewillcomeback,solet'sgohome!Aside:Thethreemenwentawaywithdisappointment.Afteramonth,thelateautumncame!Theycameherethesecondtime.Unluckily,theyfailedtoseeZhugeLiangagain.
Aside:Twomonthspassed,thecoldwinteriscoming!Itisverycoldwithheavysnowoutside.ZhugeLiangknowsthereasonwhytheycomeherethreetimes,andordersthekeepertolettheminwhilehiswifeisout.ZhangFei:Brother!Nexttimeyouwanttoseehim,I'llbindhimforyou.Wereallydon'thavetocomeheretimeandtimeagain.LiuBei:Thesedays,theborroweristhegod…Letsshowourwarmesthearttomovethem.(Knockthedoor)Keeper:Mybossisathometoday,butheisreadingbooksaboutCET-6.Pleasewaitforamoment!ZhangFei:En?ZhugeLiang,comeout!Brothers,takecareofmyseventhuncleandhisthirdniece.Getout,orIwillburnyourhousedown!I…GuanYu:Sunflowerpress!Litterbrother,bigbrotherhassaidmanytimes--weareherefordebt,notforhislife.Ifyoukillhim,whowillreturnourmoney?
LiuBei:Ifyouareclear,pleasebatyoureyes!ZhangFei:(Bateyes)…GuanYu:Sunflowersolutionpress!ZhangFei:WheredidyoulearnthisKungFufrom?GuanYu:Haha!IlearntitfromaTVprogramcalledMyOwnSwordsman.ZhangFei:Whynotsayitearlier?WethreebrotherscouldrunacompanyofChineseKungFuifwehadknownthatbefore!GuanYu:Oh!That'sagoodidea!!Keeper:Don'tinterrupt!Bossisreading!!Aside:Atthistime,ZhugeLiangisexcitedwhenhiswifecomesbacksuddenly.
SCENE4:ZhugeLiang'sHome
Actors:ZhugeLiang&Zhu'swife&Liu,Guan,Zhang
ZhugeLiang:Here'sLiuBeiatlast…Wife:Wof,Darling!Hemaycomeheretoaskfordebt.Wecan'tlethimin.ZhugeLiang:Don'tworry.Iwilllethimgowithnothingbymyslivertongue!Wife:Areyousure?ZhugeLiang:Yeah,he'sjusta…(LiuBei:Waitformehere!)LiuBei:ZhugeLiang,Ihavehuntedyouforalongtime!ZhugeLiang:Hey,what'syourproblem,buddy?WhatcanIdoforyou?LiuBei:Mybrother,youhaveborrowedme$500.Whenwillyourepayitoff?Ihavestarvedforseveraldays.ZhugeLiang:What?Ioweyou$500?Whocanprove?LiuBei:Ifyoudon'trepaythemoney--DEATHwill!…
LiuBei:Mygun!!ZhugeLiang:Well,mybrother,takeiteasy!Lookatthisplease.LiuBei:What'sthis?ZhugeLiang:Amap.Yousee,althoughhavingambition,youaremerelyagatekeeper.However,wecanenlargeourpowerfromthisbaseandthenattackCaoCao.AtlastIbelievethewholecountrywillbeyours.LiuBei:Wow!Youliveinthemountainbutknowsomuchaboutwhatisgoingonoutside.Howcleveryouare!ZhugeLiang:Yeah,Iagree…Butthepointis,ifIgiveyouthismap,couldInotrepayyourmoney?LiuBei:En…Youknowsomuchaboutmilitaryaffairs.Areyouwillingtocreateanewcountrytogetherwithus?ZhugeLiang:Well,I'dloveto,butIlovelivinghere,so…
LiuBei:Ifyoudon'thelpme,thecitizenswillliveaharderlife.Don'trefuse,please!ZhugeLiang:......ZhugeLiang:Listen,mybrother.MywifeforcesmetopasstheCET-6recently.Ifyoucanhelpmepassthetest,Iwillhelpyou.LiuBei:En…ZhangFei:Brother,comehere.Everythingisfakenowsuchasthemilk.Whycan'twefindsomebodytohelphimdothetestorbuythekey?GuanYu:Yes!WecanoverdraftoursalaryfromCaoCaotobuythekey.ZhugeLiang:Deal?LiuBei:Deal!
SCENE5:ZhugeLiang'sHome
Actors:ZhugeLiang&Zhu'swife&Keeper
Aside:ThesalarygiventoZhugeLiangtobuythekey,LiuBei,GuanYu,andZhangFeibecomeevenpoorer.Severalmonthslater,theresultoftheCET-6comesout.Keeper:Goodnews!Goodnews!Boss,youarereallyagod.YoupassedtheCET-6with600scores.Wife:What?600scores?Oh!Afteryourgettingthemaster'sdegree,happylifewillapproach--Cars,house,money!ZhugeLiang:Ah..Stupidwoman!It'sgoodnewsanyway,let'seatouttonight.It'sMYTREAT!Keeper:Really?Good…Good!!
SCENE6:OutsideZhugeLiang'sHome
Actors:ZhugeLiang&Zhu'swife&Liu,Guan,Zhang
Aside:Afterreceivingthemaster'sdegree,ZhugeLiangwillgotoworkwithLiubeitoestablishanewkingdom.Soit'stimeforthecoupletoseparate.Wife:Honey!ZhugeLiang:Darling!Wife:Anexcellentmanhasalong-rangeambition.Youshouldputyourcareeraboveeverythingelse.Goandbesurenottomissme.ZhugeLiang:Yeah,Iknow.Iwillhavealongjourneyandmaynevercomeback.Pleasetakecareofyourself,Iwillmissyou…(onlyifI'moutofmind…)ZhugeLiang:YourMajesty,Iwillneverforgetyourkindhelp.Iwillbeloyalanddevotedtothelast!Liu&Guan&Zhang:En!Let'sgo!Aside:Thefourmengodownthehill.Thatistheendofthestory.Thanksforyourattention!